i dont usually read jokes, but these were cool. Helm said: "I knew my joke was the funniest joke of all the other jokes in 2011. 8) Stewart Francis: “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. 7. 60 Edinburgh Fringe one-liners that really deserved to … Nish Kumar made 10th place with an Olympic-related joke: “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism…she wouldn’t fancy her chances.” The top 10 jokes were: #9. 1) Stewart Francis: “You know who really gives kids a bad name? I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. The jokes are then published in the newspapers and shared around on social networks. Posh and Becks. Edinburgh Fringe: The 35 funniest one-liners from this year's festival A panel of 10 of the country's finest comedy critics have scoured venues to pick the cream of the crop mirror Thank you. The 10 best jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2018 “In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. 1 /11 The best Edinburgh Fringe jokes from the past 10 years - in pictures Olaf Falafel, 2019 “I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets.” I don't know why. Stewart Francis. I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad'. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. #10. Although born in Canada, both of Stewart's parents are British and he lives in the UK full time with his Scottish wife. Rob Beckett. The prize, organised by digital channel Dave, is for the gag: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze. 2012 (272) December (16) November (16) October (19) September (19) August (27) Desert Island Discs - Song 8; Sport for sports sake; Hatred; Cambridge various; Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe jokes 2012; Desert Island Discs - Song 7; 21 Jump Street; Handjob techniques; Some coming out stories After the shortlist is announced for the Foster's Edinburgh Comedy Awards, Telegraph critic Mark Monahan picks his favourite jokes from Edinburgh Festival 2012. To all my enemies doing the fringe, may your show be misunderstood by a student working for Three Weeks. Chris Turner. The Edinburgh Fringe is well under way, so here are 50 of the best jokes you can expect to hear coming out of the Scottish capital: I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight. https://www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/2012/features/dave_joke_of_the_fringe_2012 Now Scouse stand-up Adam Rowe has scooped the accolade of performing the most hilarious joke at the Fringe, with a gag about losing his job. Francis, who is already well known for his one-liners and a regular on Mock The Week, is performing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in a show called Return of the Lumberjacks. Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. A selection of the best jokes found on the internet. Top Ten Jokes - Edinburgh Fringe 2012 (PG) - As judged by digital TV channel Dave You know who really gives kids a bad name? Zoe Lyons: "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. The annual list of the best jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is in, with a one-liner from pun champion Darren Walsh winning the laughs and the groans this time around. The top 10 jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2019 have been announced, with comedian Olaf Falafel taking the coveted top spot. 1. Riveting!”, 9) Lou Sanders: “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ‘It’s not rocket salad.”, 10) Nish Kumar: “My mum’s so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn’t fancy her chances.”. Will Marsh. My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism... she wouldn't fancy her chances. I don't know why. Riveting! From Flo & Joan to Stephen K Amos, standups share the material they would have taken to the fringe this year. A joke about vegetables has made it to the top of the menu as this year's funniest at the Edinburgh Fringe.